April Foolish Fools Event For Fools

[perfect_karma]

What is this foolishness?

Explain yourselves immediately.

Comments

[blue_badge]

Ms. Franziska! There you are, sir! I've been trying to call you for hours, sir!!!

[perfect_karma]

Scruffy, your lateness is unacceptable. Are you really attempting to place the blame on me for your own ineptitude?

[blue_badge]

Ah... S-Sorry, sir! I didn't mean to blame you! It's all my fault!

Calm down, Gumshoe. She can't whip you through the phone!

[perfect_karma]

Of course it is.

Now, come here at once.

[justbutz]

That beautiful voice! That soothing music to my ears! That ringing in my head!

Can it be?

[perfect_karma]

Oh.

Miles Edgeworth's...friend. Well, at least you'll probably be killed.

[justbutz]

How can you say something as cruel as that, Franzy? That's no joking matter!

[perfect_karma]

It certainly isn't a joke. I really see no way you'll manage to remain alive for much longer.

[klavinner]

A bit touchy today, Fraulein Schadenfreude?

[perfect_karma]

Oh?

You've returned, Mr. Miserable Excuse for a Prosecutor?

[klavinner]

I did not think that you would have wanted me there so badly, Fraulein.

[perfect_karma]

You were correct.

[hit_me_haaarder]

Wait, wait, wait...just a second...

[perfect_karma]

You sound as though what you have to say won't be worth my time. Please do not contact me again.

1/2

[hit_me_haaarder]

2/2

[hit_me_haaarder]

Huh?

Have a second Scruffy

[paycutdetective]

It wasn't me this time, Ms. von Karma, sir!

[perfect_karma]

Scruffy, I already told you to come here at once. What are you waiting for?

[paycutdetective]

*if he was smart he'd just act like she really did but-*

But... you haven't told me to do anything today, sir. I think?

[perfect_karma]

Pay attention, Scruffy! Now, get down here at once!