I am unavailable. Make your message brief, concise, and something I will actually be interested in hearing, and perhaps I will return to you at a later date.

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(The usual, note IC and OOC, etc. etc.!)

Though I hate to lend credence to such an asinine theory, the abundance of dinosaurs over the past week does make me wonder if the fools claiming this place is a dream world are less so than I thought ( Read more... )

[Guess who's already figured out the Dreamberry? Von Karma, that's who. He's looking rather disgruntled, and he brings his fingers up with a SNAP]

I demand to speak to whoever is in charge of the law enforcement in this area.

Additionally, anyone who has information on this city- speak now.