June 18th was my 21st birthday. June 13th was my brother's 18th birthday. So, to celebrate, my parents took us on a three day, three night Cruise to Ensanada, Mexico. We had an amazing time...wanna see?

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today, Julie and I decided we needed to get the hell out of Turlock. My allergies are bad, she has been stressed out, we wanted to get out of the Valley and get some air. So, Jules suggested we go up to Pinecrest. I was super excited. I've been up there a million times, but never in April and never for a day trip. So, yeah, the three hours total we ( Read more... )

I believe Disney has fucked me up. Years of movies has made me believe that love comes wrapped in little packages, tied up with magical thread. Love comes only after someone has killed a dragon, rescued the princess and saved the day. Love comes with heart-stopping kisses, perfect lullabies and beautiful weddings. And most of all, love comes only ( Read more... )

Today, I broke a sink disposal. I had no idea you could even break something that is capable of destroying food into tiny sections, capable of shredding entire limes and chunks of ice. In my opinion, disposals are made of some unbreakable material, like titanium or the material that made up the Super Hero suits in the Disney movie “The Incredible ( Read more... )

It so does not seem fair to me that I can go to a party, not drink, not smoke and *still* wake up nauseated with my mouth tasting like an ashtray. Hello world, i was sober, i was good, dont put this shit on me ( Read more... )

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