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perfect_riot

spoilers lollzzz - WARNED!

Jul 08, 2006 16:26

Top 10 better alternatives to seeing Pirates of the gaylord: Dead man's sphincter Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

10. Commit suicide
9. Visit a brothel and ask the hooker to dress up in a victorian dress and get her to call you "Captain Jack Off"
8. Stay home and read the bible
7. See R.v instead.
6. Watch a whole heap of Disney ( Read more... )

Comments 59

upandatthem July 8 2006, 06:34:11 UTC

yeah, i've heard bad things about this one too! Might wait for a Tuesday to go and see it, eh?

perfect_riot July 8 2006, 06:35:45 UTC

I don't know. It's not so much that I paid $10.30 to see it. It's that I spent 2 hours and 40 minutes of my free time watching it.

THE MONEY I CAN REFUND.. THE TIME.. I DON'T KNOW.

uchuufuku July 8 2006, 07:00:50 UTC

snoozerz

the kids were too tired

doitout_loud July 8 2006, 07:41:12 UTC

The mythical squid like creature is called a Kraken.
Krakens are out of Norwegian mythology, and this one is thus very out of place in the Caribbean.

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perfect_riot July 8 2006, 14:21:42 UTC

Yes. The two retarded pirates argue this in the movie haha.

thelittlefield July 8 2006, 11:04:53 UTC

they should have traveled FORWARD in time, founded LEGO then traveled back in time.

thats real booty!

imagine the ships made of LEGO!

all those broadway plays, and daytime movies. and all of them have super mean and dirty pirates. and then, LEGO SHIPS.

perfect_riot July 8 2006, 14:21:57 UTC

HAHAHAHAHA.

Oh man. I would of been happy to see that.

louisacer July 8 2006, 11:41:16 UTC

YOU ARE A CUNT

perfect_riot July 8 2006, 14:23:08 UTC

CORRECT.