This journal is over.

porch_monkey is the new camp of debauchery and fun.

Friends cut.

In more exciting news, I bought my textbooks. I'm now officially broke. I MAY HAVE A (INCREDIBLY COMMON)HEEB NAME BUT I DO NOT HAVE HEEB FINANCE SKILLS ( Read more... )

THE BUTT-PIRATE HALL OF SHAME


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Top 10 better alternatives to seeing Pirates of the gaylord: Dead man's sphincter Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

10. Commit suicide
9. Visit a brothel and ask the hooker to dress up in a victorian dress and get her to call you "Captain Jack Off"
8. Stay home and read the bible
7. See R.v instead.
6. Watch a whole heap of Disney ( Read more... )

I've seen it done elswhere. Here is my album list.

( it's kinda long )

Friends cut. Chances are you talked about stuff that bored me.

If you made it, and you want to stay on, send me 5 dollars. Usual address.

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