You would NOT believe the day I'm having 

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So you’re trying to move…

Question: So you’re attempting to move?

Answer: Yes.

Q: Excellent. I can be of great assistance. Moving can be a tricky experience for many people. Hopefully the guidance I will provide here can move you along gracefully over many of the oncoming obstacles you will face and provide you enough foresight to avoid them all ( Read more... )

I was given word that Electronic Gaming Monthly is now no longer a published thing.
As well, Mad Magazine is now a quarterly publication as opposed to its former monthly self.
I don't care enough about video games to give Ziff-Davis money, and i'm not sure the consumer for Mad Magazine is.... literate? So the lack of either of these publications ( Read more... )

Yesterday this kid sends me a message on myspace.  This fucking kid.  He tells me he knows how I feel.  This kid has only ever even spoken on the phone with enough time to refer to me as his "dawg".
Perhaps this kid has a point.  Perhaps, he too, has dated a woman for two years, left her, had her pine to him about how she misses him and ( Read more... )

"A sense of humor is a measurement of the extent to which we realize that we are trapped in a world almost totally devoid of reason. Laughter is how we express the anxiety we feel at this knowledge." - Dave Barry

I think that Mister Spacely should sue Donald Trump. Spacely is a victim. There is no doubt in my mind. Donald Trump has stolen his catch phrase and that is just sick.
Just look at our hero:

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I Inspired Myself With The Last Post and This Is What I Wrote ( Read more... )

So I have to write a one page paper on charity. A few months ago that would have been great. Even this time last year, 10 pages would have been fine ( Read more... )

My life as I know it is falling apart around me and I cant shut the hell up! I just keep telling jokes. I call people I usualy call because they cheer me up everytime and I just can not SHUT THE HELL UP ( Read more... )