Newton(24 yrs): You know, Holden,nobody likes a
bully.
Holden(3 yrs) : You know, Newton, nobody
likes a tattletale.

Karma just flipped me the biggest get out of jail free card. Amazing. Thought I had squandered my allotment of miracles, but my ~Guardian Angel~ won that hand for me,aces high.So relieved ( Read more... )

There was a rainbow for four hours today across the sky,vibrant against the grey clouds.The drizzle causing it stayed at a distance, the clouds over me getting heavier and heavier but holding the rain in,leaving me feeling dissatified and denied.I wanted it to just gush,come down in torrents,I wanted to stand out in it and watch the drops splash ( Read more... )

Pavement does a cover of Killing Moon by Echo and the Bunnymen that is so amusing. After the last chorus he starts saying cucumber over and over and it just makes me laugh every time. I don't know why, prolly cause Echo was so serious in their version.

Someone left a note on my door saying

Nita-
please come see us tonight
XX
S
What S's do I know who love me enough for 2 X's but not 3 and I wonder what they are serving for dinner.

"Without flowers,the reptiles,which had gotten along fine in the leafy, fruitless world,would probably still rule.Without flowers we would not be." Micheal Pollan-The Botany of Desire ( Read more... )

I could swear that I saw Alexander McQueen at the water park today,working that whole tattooed,mullet-headed,Elvis sunglasses,big revolver on a gold chain look. A* big wink at white trash but it's really $3000 worth of Gucci* look ( Read more... )

That last entry was about my mother-in-law,and I had meant to leave it at that but as I was thinking about that I remembered that my step-mother is the Devil. At least, she has been for the last few months for Altoids. She is the model in their ad campaign: magazines,billboards, their web site ( Read more... )

The resemblance of her penmanship to that of Hitler's was startling. It made us all uneasy and confirmed my deepest suspicions.

I check my e-mail and find all these strange things- an announcement from an artist informing me he has two pages in Vanity Fair this month. Who is this? I read and realize it's that guy who I met carrying a bunch of canvases on the street in NY last fall ::my friends yelling for me to come on and stop talking to every street artist:: An old, ( Read more... )