Comments | perfectstranger: So proud of my butt-crack

perfectstranger

So proud of my butt-crack

May 15, 2001 11:12

I get to the shop and put on some music, flip on the lights,ect., going through the beginning of the day motions.No blinking light on the machine,hmm. No ticket on the credit card machine saying yesterdays receipts went to the bank last night, another hmm, this one slightly more concerned ( Read more... )

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suburbangothic May 15 2001, 10:04:43 UTC

All you need now is the tool belt.
We had a plumber come over to fix the disposal a while back. He made a huge mess on the floor, a melange of filthy water and food scraps, and Trey started cleaning it up with towels, as I had left to the store. The plumber said,"Why are you doing that? The wife will clean it up".
What an ass. Trey did the right thing and risked shaming himself in front of this manly man and cleaned up thoroughly before I came in and started screaming.

Compost perfectstranger May 15 2001, 11:00:54 UTC

Bet his home is the picture of enlightenment and equality. A real Renaissance man. All I can say is- compost pile.Disposals scare the hell out of me and look at the idiots that they bring into your home.

Re: Compost suburbangothic May 15 2001, 11:38:27 UTC

I'm planning on starting one, since we throw away a shameful amount of leftovers that would break down well. The man of the house is picturing a big stinky pile of rotting food in the yard, so he's against it. I'll just do what I always do when it's the unpopular thing here... start it up anyways and see if he notices.

Re: Compost perfectstranger May 15 2001, 12:08:21 UTC

Sounds like the modus operendi at our homestead. But here's the key- mix in lots of leaves with the melon rinds and corn cobs. Or grass clipping maybe, considering you Texans don't have all the towering oaks we have here.And keep it hosed down so it is always cooking.

Happy Texas References and My favorite band in the one post? doovies May 15 2001, 12:12:22 UTC

How the hell can fate have done this to us?

Opposite sides (or thereabouts) of the world, never met, probably never will.

You look like Barbara Carrera (my perfect woman) and have the best personality I have encountered on the web ever but alas, you are married with a husband and kids.

As happy as I am for you, sometimes it makes me so sad for me. Maybe fate is my friend because, I will never have an actual chance to meet you in person and so the heartbreak isn't as bad.

Hope all is well Glow.
Have a nice day. What kind of place do you work at anyhow?

Re: Happy Texas References and My favorite band in the one post? perfectstranger May 15 2001, 13:21:23 UTC

Easy there, Anthony, someone might accuse you of trying to score points.(heh) What nice things to say. You just like my Christopher Walken impersonation.(It was good,too, wasn't it?) Thanks for the accolades, though. You are sweet.But to set the record straight I only said I was Carrera-esque. Remember-her niece. But you can judge for yourself soon, pics up this week.(Cringe)And who says we won't ever meet? Don't rule anything out. Life is full of surprises. Where do I work? I have a small business that is all mine.(Yes, I am also wildly successful professionally.Adding salt to the wound?) But here's something that will kill your interest- I also have a couple of years on you.So, off the pedastal I tumble, tiara ascew.

Doesn't matter......Hang on.......How many years? doovies May 16 2001, 18:12:25 UTC

I'm not trying to score points. That is honestly how I felt when I read that post. I couldn't believe that you said 'lefty loosy, righty tighty' which is all I've been saying since I saw that movie. That and 'The light is green' and 'I lerve yoooooou Ms. Schafer!!!' and that whole Girl name Tattoo scene e.g 'Who's Jamie?' 'Jamie Lee Curtis....'

But I digress.

Then you mention the Blues Explosion and I just lost it. I don't think that age is really a problem unless you are over 50 or so then it just gets a little creepy.

Anyway, talk to ya later buddy.

Anthony

Re: Doesn't matter......Hang on.......How many years? perfectstranger May 20 2001, 10:31:49 UTC

I would hope that if I were over 50 and still listening to J.S. Blues Explosion that you would respect me for the cool old dame I was.I would love to have a friend like that! I love cool old people.They have so much to share and they have none of the insecurities and self-centeredness that make(most) 20-somethings so tiresome.Present company excluded, of course.

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aristophren May 16 2001, 10:43:02 UTC

*tugs pants a little lower... inserts Dorito in crevice*

How'd you know I love it ! perfectstranger May 16 2001, 11:22:16 UTC

MMM- bean dip!

mantra ray rowdiebird229 May 17 2001, 16:48:53 UTC

Before I realized that the world had a memorization phrase-tool for the right-handed screw (as my dad called it; I guess that was when I was a Moldie), I would say, "You LEFT it on, RIGHT?"

I'm a dork.
he he