Tiger got to hunt,
Bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep,
Bird got to land,
Man got to tell himself he understand.

God made mud ( Read more... )

i wanted all things to seem to make some sense,
so we could all be happy, yes, instead of tense.
and i made up lies, so they all fit nice,
and i made this sad world a paradise.

convert! a sampling ( Read more... )

there is no reason good can't triumph over evil, if only angels will get organized along the lines of the mafia.

...cirque du soleil is looking for support workers for their vancouver shows this summer....

fuck this poli sci shit - i'm gonna go join the circus!

one... two... three...

ANGST!

i am slowly going crazy
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slowly crazy going am i
6 5 4 3 2 1 switch

i am not spending enough time working on my hair these days, so it's starting to look tacky. actually, i think it's mostly looked tacky since i got it, since i only ever took proper care of it about once a week. i'm used to looking tacky, though, so it's all okay ( Read more... )

the most delicious cake in the world contains an ingredient which will, over time, inflict significant and irreparable damage on my body.

i am not going to tell you what it is. but it is cake and it can kill you, so i am going to call it kill-you cake.

to partake?
to ration?
to abstain?

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