still alive, spraying a fecal brown torrent of taco grease and curry onto your mother's post-op tranny chest ( Read more... )

my roommate is moving out and joining the navy at the end of the year. we live in a decent 2 bed/bath apartment about 2 miles north of the spring creek campus of collin college, right on the border of allen and plano. total rent is $715/mo ( Read more... )

she makes strange noises like i do...she squeaks :)
i read my horoscope today the first two words were "oh, infatuation".
that creeps me out.

i'm seriously considering deleting my livejournal cause i never fucken use it. i hardly read people's journals anymore. it sucks that myspace is winning the teenage socialite attentionwhoring fucktard contest. cause i think a bunch of monkeys with a java compiler could have done a better job ( Read more... )

i would like to thank your organization for its unending vigilance. without your despotic levying of fines the female breast would be free to lactate its hot milk of desire into the mouths of children everywhere.

the FCC is listening.

the follow is a message that i sent to an 18 year old who messaged me on okcupid. sleep deprivation is way too fun to be legal ( Read more... )

030 CHEM1411S05 GENERAL CHEMISTRY I A 4.00 16.00
070 GOVT2301S13 AMERICAN GOVERNMENT I A 3.00 12.00
060 HIST1301S13 U.S. HISTORY I A 3.00 12.00
011 SPCH1321S02 BUSINESS & PROF. SPEAK A 3.00 12.00 ( Read more... )

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)HighLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)LowLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) ( Read more... )

http://www.sltrib.com/utah/ci_3646084

...why someone would do this. a 14 and 15 year old girl for fuck's sake. we have such potential, yet we do things like this...it makes me sad. i can feel the sorrow of these people missing their friends and sons and daughters :(

if the borg were to knock on my door i would let them assimilate me. and then i'd go to the church on sunday (goth/industrial night) and dance the robot for awhile. but as soon as the asshole DJ played something by the cure or any crapass goth or darkwave, i would let out a cybernetic scream and start to assimilate everyone in the club. TONIGHT: ( Read more... )