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Sunglasses!
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I need a 'NOT A LIBRARIAN' stamp on my forehead
Library visitors think I'm a librarian.
I can sort of see how they can make that mistake if I'm standing next to the reference desk reading the Rolling Stone magazine and waiting for a librarian to find a slightly obscure, lost, German/English book I pulled out of my ass this week... It's OK, it can happen - not everyone can deduce that my ( Read more... ) -
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I'm so glad I had my ears pierced when I was 1 year old. Seriously, I want to have a helix/cartilage piercing done and I've done like two hours of research. I'm not scared of the pain, I'm scared of possible infections and complications. :O And not being allowed to sleep on the pierced side.
If I had to do my earlobes, I probably would not, because ( Read more... ) -
Funny how that happens
A few days ago, I googled the five stages of grief because I forgot which exactly they were. I read a few paragraphs about each stage to familiarize myself with it because I wanted to include it in a story ( Read more... ) -
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Mat's mp3 player has been busted for a couple weeks (got a turn in the washing machine, but anyway...) so I'm letting him borrow my cell phone to listen to songs, when I'm not out. Today he was like 'Hey, um... so, can I take it with me to Ethics tomorrow?' and I say 'Sure, go ahead.' He kind of looks at me for a sec and says, 'Oh. Well. OK then. [ ( Read more... ) -
If I ever get married, I hope all my lesbian friends come wearing flannel.
Everyone is discouraged from wearing gowns, especially satin. I'm sorry (not sorry), but most people wearing shiny clothes look like pork in plastic wrap ( Read more... ) -
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I've been talking to the most interesting person I've ever met on omegle. He's a 16 year-old conservative liberal green hippie neo nazi biologist mutant thing and I can't even comprehend how he exists ( Read more... ) -
OH EM GEE
Have you ever suddenly looked at a stranger in real life and all the air just went out of your lungs?
I'm not talking about beautiful people that would make you go 'DAMN, this person is HOT.' I'm talking about seriously feeling like the everything stops and you can't turn away and you just know that if the person glances your way, they'll just be ( Read more... ) -
"You're Good Enough to Be Published (in Gay Erotica)."
Do you guys know how much fanfiction I have read? It's mind-boggling. There are months when I'll read 80-100k words a day ( Read more... )