"Bring out your dead"

Sorry I vanished for a while, a lot of things went hectic all at once so I've been hybernating. A lot of good news though.

1. My eldest brother is having a baby boy! This will be the first grand child in the family, that isn't of the furry kind.

2. I'm planning on moving to Canada to live with tsuki_yama and her kids. I'll be a ( Read more... )

I'm in charge of our Oxygen company, and one of our clients passed away this morning. We'll call her Maude. Dani the Ward clerk at the Nursing home called me to let me know ( Read more... )

I was reading the news online, and came across a story that was so off the wall, one could take it as a spoof. My first tthought was, "You've got to be joking! This is the kind of thing I'd expect to read in The Onion.

Fat lady trashes doc because he said she was obese and she would have more health problems if she didn't lose weight.*gasp ( Read more... )

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns

crackferret, this made me think of you ;)

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1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

It's official, I leave Sept. 9 from Seattle and arrive Calgary on the 10. I get to visit tsuki_yama for 2 weeks! It's going to be a really long trip, but totally worth it.

I was reading The Washington Blade and they had a very interesting story. It's just one of those OMGWTF??? where you almost feel like laughing at the rediculousness of it all.
You see, the One Million Moms are a part of the American Family association and they saw this ad by Johnson & Johnson that targeted gay consumers. Here's a direct quote ( Read more... )

hehe
thanks for showing me this one amber_nicole
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( and my girfriends, although I never used it on her..heh )

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