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Creepy dream from last night...
We're all in a big motorhome, almost run over a skunk speeding down a dark, unpaved road. Driver slows down. A group of 5 or 6 beavers appear in the headlights, peering at us curiously. Driver stops the RV. THE BEAVERS OVERPOWER US. Everyone but me is kept in the RV, a beaver drives it away. A couple beavers and I (who has been kidnapped, by the ( Read more... ) -
Two terrific things this summer
White gold bracelet from that special someone
+ river-rafting down the Fraser w/ dad + sis -
MY TRIP TO THE STAR WARS STORE
Upon entering the store, I heard only the heavy breathing from open mouths of nerds ( Read more... ) -
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8:40 AM: I have spied a giant vehicle nearby. It is a massive thing, as big as I imagine several whales sewn together by madmen to be. -
lmfao
Having sex with the family dog once is a mistake. Having sex with the family dog four times is a preference. -
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GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. -
WTF, JR ...
Johnny Rotten Wants to Write for Britney Spears
Sex Pistols singer, Johnny Rotten, would love to write a song for Britney Spears.
The rock musician known as Johnny Rotten believes that he can write a great song for Spears, although their musical styles are very different, ( Read more... ) -
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Happy early birthday to Ilya! ~
