( Zack's Log Archive )

Okay, I'm usually all for pranks and such. Hell, some of the stuff that's gone on in this place has been pretty damn funny. (Sorry, you guys, but I have had a few good laughs) Even getting turned into a girl wasn't bad, really. It's been alright.

Other things? Not so awesome. Like getting shot by my girlfriend being sexually attracted to our ( Read more... )

Haha, wings. Oh man. Sometimes this place just makes me laugh.

Oh, hell - even if it'd given me Seph's crazy asswings, I wouldn't complain at all. Not today, no way.

Heh heh heh. Today's going to be amazing.

To Seph and Cloud:Are you guys free today, by any chance? No crazy, mind-altering hotel effects? I need to talk to you both about something ( Read more... )

Apparently I'm really popular this week. Huh. If I wasn't already happily engaged, I might actually enjoy it.

Seriously, though, where are they coming from? And why are they so damn creepy? I never thought having half a dozen women fighting over me would be a bad thing, but man, these girls are nuts. One of them had the nerve to threaten Aerith. ( Read more... )

I can tell this day's going to be interesting. Apparently we're the robots now? Well, I guess not exactly. Though my roommate kinda acts like one. I don't feel any different, but it's like I've got this alarm in my head going "Low power! Low power!" every couple hours. It's annoying ( Read more... )

Oh, man, Seph: Your mom's a total bitch, but she's hot.

Can't believe I never noticed before. Just... damn. That is one smokin' alien woman. I'd so hit that.

If you hear any howling today, it's probably me.

Today is gonna be fun. I plan to waste it running around, sniffing everything in sight, and babysitting Seph. Yep. That's pretty much it. Maybe curl up on the floor with a big bone at the end of it ( Read more... )

I feel... so at peace. I don't think I've ever been so okay with being dead. It's like my eyes have finally opened. I was a sinner. I've always been a sinner. But salvation isn't out of reach - there's hope even for the dead.

You are all heathens.

If anyone needs me I'll be in my room praying for your immortal souls.

REPENT

Todays's been... interesting... so far. My floor is pretty cold and miserable, and then hot and miserable, but I've heard the rest of the floors are lousy too. And I've seen what happens to you if you go to the lobby, so I'm not too keen on heading that way, either.

I would say, "The good news is, I have an umbrella", if the damn thing would stop ( Read more... )

Whoa... the room assignments came back with a bang, it seems. (Is it just me or are they... awfully convenient...?) Hell if I'm going to complain. I'm only stuck with my favourite girl in the world, ^_~

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