Cheesecakes are evil. And electric mixers. Seriously. I was battling with the stupid thing all afternoon. It wanted to eat my fingers. But I like my fingers, I find them quite useful. Plus, it has evil eyes. And the whole 'making it for my father's birthday who's mad at all of us because he's mad at my brother because he refused to go on camp' ( Read more... )

Hello World.

It's nice to meet you.

Did you enjoy your meal?

Tomorrow should not be Monday. Can we please just skip over it? Mondays are definitely not fun. Can't say I like Tuesdays or Thursdays either. Although if we abolished every day I don't like, there wouldn't be much of a week. And then there would be nothing. Which in itself is an interesting concept.

Strawberry!

Pineapple!

Fruit salad!

But oh know, you fell over.

Don't cry now. Just wait for the next fruit salad to come along. Or stab everyone with toothpicks. Either way, it's all good.

I completely forgot it was St Patrick's Day until my mother asked me what the date was. Which is kind of sad since it used to mean so much, in a non-alcoholic way. But google's all nice and green so kudos to google for remembering when I forgot. Google should remember everything I forget and then I'd never 'forget' again. All praise google. Does ( Read more... )

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I do not like university enrollment forms. I also do not like having to enrol for two courses when my brain insists on thinking that I'm only doing one.

I hate making decisions. Especially since there is no such thing as the 'right' decision. Even a simple question such as 'Do you want peas or corn?' is enough to turn me into a quivering mess more inclined to hide under the bed than give an answer.

So, to sum it all up, yes or no?

Pickles, clocks and no doors.

Also (because everyone would be so disappointed if I didn't complain at least once), it's MY birthday goddammit. Let me do what I damn-well want. Thank God it only comes once a year.

Don't forget to hold your breath as you go past the cemetery.

Don't forget to collect $200 when you pass Go.

Is anyone else abnormally tired? I thought I was meant to feel less tired and more healthy. Or should that be healthier? Seriously, my brain has died. It doesn't function anymore. But still, less tired and more healthy sounds far better than less tired and healthier. But I apologise beforehand for any trouble people might have deciphering the ( Read more... )