a few jokes for ya:
-Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents
-A horse walks into a bar, orders a beer. The Bartender leans over and says "Why the long face?"
-A guy goes to a shrink and explains his problem, "Doctor, one day I think I'm a tee-pee, the next day I think I'm a wig-wam. Tee-pee, wig-
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