This year I gave myself...

[perrrfect_angel]

For Christmas this year... I thought I'd just work on my crafts a little late at night until I almost lop off a fingertip. (nods) Sadly, not a joke.

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[rev_blacky]

You: Doctor, it hurts when I touch myself anywhere on my body!

Doc: That's because you hurt your finger!

[perrrfect_angel]

(snerks! At least I had a day off to let it begin healing before returning to work. It's MUCH less sensitive and painful today, thankfully!

[rev_blacky]

Tourniquet around the neck cures everything!
Doc won't let me though.

[perrrfect_angel]

It wasn't that bad, but... yeah.