Dear sir,

Even if you seemingly can't count correctly to five, I am so "not afraid to go on a 3-day wild [sic] water rafting/camping trip to canada" with you. In fact, I'd be delighted!

Call me!
-Matt

We can only assume this lovely lass got so fed up by the straight male "collect callers" that she simply abandoned the world of Spring Street. My goodness is she fired up. (And, for the record, a lesbian. Or, at least, a woman seeking a woman. Get that straight -- so to speak.)

Bonus PDJ: Shale's on LJ, but I can't remember his username. His ( Read more... )

Dear sir:

We know from Jude Law, and trust us, while you're handsome, you're no Jude Law.

That said, we "agree that life is a comedy that is meant to be laughed at."
Much like your advert.

Best regards,

PDJ

Immature and petulant? perhaps.
A little too hip for his own good (vz. PBR)? sure.
Hot, all the same? uh, yeah!

This guy is the cutest Personaldujour of EVER.
I have nothing else to say.

You'd best believe this gal is grown and sexy. She's a little snotty, but she thinks "Groucho Marx is sexy; Karl Marx is sexier," and that's fun.

HOWDY! We've not updated in ages, eh?
Nevertheless, I saw this guy's picture, and I couldn't resist. There's absolutely nothing extraordinary about his profile (except maybe that he spells spontaneity correctly while missing the mark on Adirondack -- win some, lose some, I guess), but he's adorable. And there's a picture of him with (presumed) Mom ( Read more... )

All right, first of all, I am so in love with this picture. But my favorite part is the answer to 'best lie': checking luggage into a 5-star hotel (and lying about having a reservation there) just so I could make it to a concert at Carnegie Hall on time. Who has ideas like that? Seriously, who? SO GOOD!

Awwwwww. This guy is the cutest thing ever, and he has a crazy long neck. We always melt for someone who says "Smarty-pants creative or science types a plus."

When I first looked at neptunesugar, I was like, "this girl looks so Alison Goldfrapp," and I totally expected Felt Mountain to be music that "put her in the mood." That would have been fine and all, but what a pleasant surprise to read the charming description of whom she seeks:someonew who reads, with good teeth, who looks for the good in ( Read more... )