Too bad I can't think of any single straight girls around here, cos this guy is super handsome. And an almost-PhD in Biology, to boot!

i hate this guy.

Song or album that puts me in the mood:

decemberists
dismemberment plan
death cab for cutie
...d bands, apparently

Sir, I am yours. Let's have lots of pretty northern Californian babies and sing them Decemberists songs as lullabyes.

such a pretty one. such an indie rock boy, it's heartbreaking. and could he be slightly homophobic? only the shadow knows.

i have the biggest crush on this girl now, but wish she was nicer about the vegetarian thing.

Hello, sir.
Do you want to be my boyfriend by any chance?
It might entail your moving to Chicago, but I promise it'll be fun.
I'm a nice fella. I promise I am.

Anxiously awaiting your reply,
5500

Do you know the constellations?

Cute, yeah, but corny.
Way corny.

just stand there and look pretty, baby. if you're still reading kerouac at 22 and can't be bothered to spell his name correctly, well. hm. maybe you're not for me.

but oh! just stand there and look pretty, honey.

Okay, so I saw this woman's photo, and I was smitten.

But then I read her profile.

well, except to wonder why a professional dominatrix needs a personal ad.

oh dear. oh dear oh dear oh dear.