Don Lemon is 45!?

The title of this rant, while perhaps a tad Onion-esque, is serious and true. Last night was a giant face-palm ( Read more... )

Damn, I just observed a girl getting quite visibly sexually aroused while undressing (choosing an outfit for tonight) in front of the mirror...Just from looking at herself!

And I thought I was vain... At least I'm not getting hard-ons checking myself out in reflective surfaces.

Ah, the joys of narcissism!

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

It's official. I've sunk to the new low! Chat Roulette.

Getting wasted on cheap wine, all by myself, in front of the endless parade of anonymous strangers of the cyberspace. Listening to Morrissey and Cobain, swinging the bottle, pushing the "Next" key.

www.youtube.com/watch

personal objective: grab and hug someone a-little-less-unspecial-than-the-rest-of-them, wrap up in a bunch of fleece blankets and wait the winter out in a cocoon of sangria-drunk quid-pro-quo seasonal love affair.

there's nothing better than being drunk at a typer. (ch. bukowski, some poem)

Although I am not particularly fond of the good old man's attempts at poetry, I do, most definitely, appreciate and share the opinion. There are very few things in life that I find as... deliciously delightful as letting my thoughts pour out into sentences while I'm ( Read more... )

Lying here on the couch ( Read more... )

This was written on a wall right above a urinal in the bathroom of Espresso Royal:
No matter how beautiful she is - someone, somewhere is tired of her shit.

Amen. The Best of (gentle) men's room chauvinism.