How to Run 4 Miles in 30 Minutes

[perspicace]

Make sure you stay up late the night before. Spend the evening drinking lots of wine and eatin' deliciously fatty potato salad, too. Watch Zoolander, and go to bed at 2am. Get four hours of sleep. Spend the morning going and returning from the airport in Zurich

Comments

[unscarysamantha]

that is pretty awesome...i'd say the wound is like...a ten.

[perspicace]

i know! ha. my brother and i are poking it. my parents get all pale and oogy.

KNEE WOUND

[wondershot]

ROCKE.

Re: KNEE WOUND

[perspicace]

there are some teeny ones still in there.

[hippiepixie]

Holy crap. That's gross. You = awesome.