Because I am a responsible adult, when I found out my lease was going to be ending at the end of this month and I would be getting a raise in my rent if I decided to stay; I decided to take myself shopping.

I ended up returning with Russell Stover Easter Eggs, a Cadbury Clucking Bunny Doll, Why Do Men Have Nipples?, and the new They Might Be Giant ( Read more... )

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I love a good social experiment.

For anybody with time to kill go visit 90dayjane.com. Most unfortunately, it is probably just going to be one of those fictional lonelygirl type of things, but I'll be damned if it isn't entertaining.

I'm almost tempted to start a betting pool on whether or not this girl actually does go through with it and offs

Blocked from anybody under the age of eighteen.This'll be quick, since my ears are still fucking buzzing from two hours of the Spice Girls(although distinctively better than that Hannah Montana girl) and screaming fans, one of which was a particularly screechy 8 year old niece. But I believe that with only a week left until the stupidest holiday of ( Read more... )

Can I confess something? I tell you this as an artist, I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising ( Read more... )