Dang kids, it's been awhile ( Read more... )

Quiz time ( Read more... )

Dear Lady-with-small-screaming-ugly-child-in-Walgreens ( Read more... )

Hey losers ( Read more... )

INTRODUCTION ( Read more... )

for awhile there i feared that i lost my sarcasm. my cynicism. my general hate for people that aren't me. my personality ( Read more... )

here's a game ( Read more... )

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i am certain that all of you remember my amazing plan that i made up for Laura and I and our quest to find our "soulmates", or, at least someone that is good enough for us that we can use to procreate with ( Read more... )

Things that I fear about growing up ( Read more... )