I am blessed with random bouts of hypochondriasis ( Read more... )

So I rename people. A lot ( Read more... )

Let's talk about how good I am at exploiting other people's inadequacies and delusions ( Read more... )

Let's not talk about how much joy it brings me to walk around campus listening to Celine Dion's "it's all coming back to me now". So epic. So heartwrenching. So dramatic. Of course I am talking about the extended version, containing the secret verse that I bet most of you have not had the pleasure of filling your eardrums with. The motorcycle. The ( Read more... )

Alright friends ( Read more... )

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EXAM ( Read more... )

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So I worry about being white trash ( Read more... )

Kids, this is serious ( Read more... )