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[pervy_keanu]

I put on a Spiderman costume and scared the shit out of Gary Busey!

If I was a man, I would be called Orlaaaaando... If I were a pussy cat, then I would be called Dave. As it is? I am a god of snails.

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[avatar_imp]

What would you be called if you were a platypus?

[pervy_keanu]

I think... Phillip.

Or perhaps Winchester, should I derrive from a background of astocratic platypi.

However, I do not think that such exist... Which saddens me. And now I shall mourn greatly for them.