"We Shall Track The Bastard Down To Budhhhuaaaaaaaaaaaaaapest"

[pervy_keanu]

I phoned my old monty-dude-type-waldo... Gary Oldmaaan. I said, can I speak to Mister Oldmaaaaan and they said yes.

I had a plan. For it was cunning.

I said, like, what if... 'The Further Adventures Of Jonaaathaaaaan Haaaaarker'? And we could base it on Bram Stoker and shit. That'd be cool. I could drive around Europe in a train and my cool

Comments

Because I'm morbidly curious....

[hugo_clone]

Okay, I'll bite, what trick she does at parties?

Re: Because I'm morbidly curious....

[pervy_keanu]

It has to be seen to be believed, Hugo...

Seen to be believed...

Re: Because I'm morbidly curious....

[hugo_clone]

I don't suppose you have pictures, do you Keanu?

[neolicious]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pervy_keanu]

I often have this effect on a great number of people...