No way!

I just spent many days in a state of nirvana.

I think it was Belgium.

Whoa.

I am a turtle.
A very special turtle.
That does very special things.

So there was... This thing... And...

Uh...

Stuff happened...

I will not touch it.

Also. Fish can hurt if you do not make them stop moving before eating.

But mice more so.

So a man called me 'asshat' the other day walking down the street.

I said "Yeah? And?"

They didn't talk after that. Do not know why.

So it seemed like the brain surgery thing didn't go too well.


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I did not get to portray the role of Buffy.

This upsets me.

"Mister Weaving... So... We meet again then..."

But Hugo just stands there. Doesn't even fucking listenI don't know why. They said the people in the television can't hear you. I don't get it. Hugo's like really tiny ( Read more... )