SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT ... If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 yrs. hard labor. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. Two Americans just got eight years for crossing the Iranian border. If you cross the U. S. border illegally you get a job, a drivers license, food stamps, a place to live, health ( Read more... )

sometimes when you shuffle a deck of cards it sounds like a really juicy fart

the worse a sandwich looks, the better it tastes

fucking bomb.

I should have
realized
I wouldn't like your
book of poetry
when I always
scroll
by your poems
online.

Sometimes things are too LOL for my puny little mind.

Whoppers Malted Milk Balls are so GROCE. UGH UGH UGHHHHHHHHHHH

"When life hands you lemons, fuck the lemons and bail"

I'm procrastinating

I FOUND $5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!