I can't stop crossing my legs. It's not even comfortable sometimes, whyyyy do I keep doing it?!?!?!?!?!?

1. Has a last name that is also a first name. (ex Brian Thomas)
2. Drives a Grand Prix

Why is it that i let the things i dont have bother me the most?

At 22 years of age I have abruptly decided to change the way I write 2's. No more curliquies, just an elegant z shape.

I didnt wear a bra to work today. I think everybody was lovin it.

I saw a man walking down the street the other day with a blind man's stick and immediately thought, "Is he reallllly blind?".

is being blind so often faked that we have a reason to doubt it?

is 'oftenly' a word? i feel that it should be.

In between sleep and non-sleep the alarm clock radio kept going off and on. Here is what I remember:

1. 2 really bad Rocky Roccocccos commercials that made my blood curdle
2. this conversation:
Interviewer: It's strange to see a black downhill skier.
Interviewed: Yes, people look at you like you're a bear.

Today I heard my boss laugh for the first time. I've worked here for 6 months and his office is across the hall.

this year is going to be more about what i'm doing than what everyone else is doing

I've been eating eggs everyday. Tell me that's not dreamy.