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Last weekend out of the blue I got this txt message from a friend.

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I was talking to a friend at work over IM. She was apologising for not turning up to a meeting the previous week because she had to go to hospital.

I said Oh dear I hope there was noting serious wrong.

She said it was and because I was discreet she would tell me.

At this point in my head I thought, "who told her I was discreet"!

Thankfully these days I don't get much spam e-mail, but occasionally I get one that's really funny:

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If you have a paid LJ account you can get an extra three days to compensate for the recent outages when LJ was under attack. More info: http://community.livejournal.com/paidmembers/23135.html

I was chatting with a friend about the marshmallow theme he's been making for a pink laptop that's being given to a daughter. He bought a few packs of marshmallows to get enough pink ones to take a photo of. Besides scoffing 10 of them and making himself a bit ill he's wondering what to do with the rest of them. So with a bit of help from Google ( Read more... )

I found this in the spidermen community, thought it was fantastic and had to share!


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( a small annoucement .... )

You've screwed over 81819 free users,
saving YOURSELF 1388 seconds!
This time: 0 users, 0 seconds
Record: 1481 users; 44 seconds
66% of the time there's been no line!Does an else get random adds from random people with journals in cyrilic text?  Presubaly from Russia ora former Russian state?  It's been happening occassionally for about four or five ( Read more... )

Merry Christmas everyone

I hope you have all been good boys and girls and Santa has you all on his list.