'Protein'? More like Brotein, amirite?

Sometimes you're quiet and sometimes I'm not quiet ( Read more... )

I always know that any day I throw on a pair of slacks, it's going to be a good day.

"Take care of your Organ of Corti," says Lars Ulrich. "You only get just one!"

Allow me to tell you all about the main reason as to why I think psychology is the biggest crock of shit on Earth. Two words: Sigmund Freud. I've always known that the guy was kind of loopy, but I watched a documentary on his life the other day and it depressed the Christ out of me. The guy was addicted to cocaine and cigars (he consumed the ( Read more... )

Love my life, hate (some of) my friends.

I wish this weather would pass me by.
I wish this weather would pass me by.
I wish this weather would pass me by.
Unless this weather makes me a sweater...
I wish this weather would pass me by.

Riddle me this: Why does everyone have such a huge boner for pictures of prescription pills scattered everywhere?

I think I hope I die before my friends do ( Read more... )

I had the po' called on me at work today.

It was glorious.