Stefan said the word "twat" on Top Chef: New York last night. Uncensored. The things you can get away with these days, I'll tell you what.

Calm that wicked wind to pick you up and carry you Eastward, though I did release you, for to seek warmer sky.
Should you be blown back, know that I will always run to greet you, still surprised to catch you every time.
Armed with this small butterfly net, I will face the world alone and never be lonely.

When and how did I become so morally bankrupt?

It's true that the people you spend time looking for never come along until you stop looking for them. And sometimes people come into your life even when you're trying not to look for them. But every so often, you're kinda glad that they did anyway.

Growing up shouldn't mean growing apart. Growing apart is growing up.

Hayley
Reed
Peter
Janice
Carol
Jon Fox
Hannah

I've never had to deal with people I'm extremely close to moving away before, and now, of course, they're migrating by the dozens. II'll be almost dying without you guys, but I'll also be looking so forward to the days Fortuna stops with the cruel jokes and pulls us back together again.
Bon voyage!

I have a crush on eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevery boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

I have lost nearly fifty pounds since last September. I am a changed woman, inside and out.

I have a feeling that after my velour-pants-wearing brother, Eddie Pleasures, attends the Peaches/Eagles of Death Metal show this upcoming Saturday (without me, boohoo), we'll be spending a lot more time together.

P.S.--I'm still alive.

It feels so nice to disappear.