Remember the musical starring the oh so talented Donny Osmand? Joseph and the Electric Dream Coat. I saw it the other night and was blown away by the coat. Mom and I went to Jo Ann Fabrics today and she's gonna make me one, yippppeeeee! The babes will not to be able to resist the Torker this time ( Read more... )

All last week me and Justin were combing the local High School parking lots for foxes we could party with. We met two chicks and they invited us to the friday night gym dance. I was doing the jitterbug and accidentally kicked Justin in the nuts. He says he hates me now but he always says that.

About 3 hours ago Justin bet me I couldn't eat 2 entire cans of Costco brand baked beans, they family size cans 32 ounces of bean goodness each. Well I proved him wrong, it only took me 20 minutes to scarf down all of it. Stupid me, I actually forgot to bet Justin anything.... so I didn't win anything but some pride in my feat. Well I'm not feeling ( Read more... )

I have been trying out this new rapper look that has recently hit the fashion world in my town. I wear my pants down really low, the problem is that when I walk I look like a penguin. I was at Walmart yesterday and due to the low pants I fell down in the underwear isle in front of this old lady. She gave me a dirty look and I said to her, "look ( Read more... )

I'm seriously thinking about taking up the kazoo and starting a jug band. Me and Justin have been in the metal band for almost a year and still don't have a sweet record deal, what's up with that??? I thought for sure it would happen in the first few months, I mean look at Winger they got signed right away.

I was farming my ants the other day and Ziggy my favorite turned on me. He bit me! I could have squashed him like a nut but instead I forgave him. I put him back with the rest of the pack but seriously, no more bike rides with me again.

I was rollerskating in the park today and fell down, when I got up I noticed I had dog crap on my bum. I had to skate all the way back home and this total fox saw this crap on my ass!

Me and Justin are about to go down to the 7 11 and get some scratch offs. I am feeling really lucky.

Does it mean that I'm gay just because I like to put on pantyhose and listen to Donna Summer while I vacuum?
Justin says I am.
I know for a fact he does the same thing.

Lately, I have been really getting into the Mary Tyler show. Today I was in town riding on my Kick n Go and borrowed mom's scarf and hat. I stopped by old man Bill's hardware store and threw my hat off in the air and spinned around. It was sweet.

I saw something on Oprah today about a bird flu. It scared the hell out of me, from now on I will wear my astronaut suit/ custume that I got for Halloween 4 years ago.