This weekend I'm going to visit this fox i met on the bus the other day, she lives an hour away but that's cool because she is hot as hell. She's a model, she was in that one BBQ Swifty's commercial (well that's what she said but I haven't seen the commercial yet). She also did some stuff for Vicoria Secrets but I haven't seen that yet either. I'm ( Read more... )

Me and Justin are gonna start a new bike gang and call it The Huffy Industry. I'm using my sister's old Huffy bike, my uncle Petey has a sweet old Lexus motor and we're gonn stick that sucker in it and watch it go! Petey is my rich uncle who just got out of the Big House from down in Texas, they nabbed him for writing a few bad checks at Walmart, ( Read more... )

Whew! long time no blog. Oh how I miss you dear journal, my bestest friend ( Read more... )

Today me and Justin went to the zoo to see the new Panda Bear, he was looking at me with a certain gleam in his eye. Tomorrow I'm going back.

I'm in the shower, and I'm gonna put some conditioner in my chest hair after washing it. The conditioner's been left upside down, and I musta been squeezing it or something because as soon as I pop the little thing in the cap, it shoots out a tablespoon of white creamy conditioner across my face and chest.

I really like the song "Eye of the Tiger" because believe you me I will arise up to the challenge of arrival. dammit.

I found a jigsaw puzzle I did of a basket of kittens last year, I'm gonna glue it together and hang it on my wall. Yeah.

I'm thinking about getting my eyebrows waxed to look like George Hamilton, because he's my hero and everything.

Today I went to Super Cuts to get that sweet Garth Brookes look, after the perm and dry finished I went to Rodney's Cowboy Palace and purchased some real tight Wrangler jeans and cowboy hat. I was walking down the sidewalk and fell because the pavement was uneven, the unfortunate part is that I ripped my new found jeans, stupid! stupid! stupid!

did you know that if you stick a ju ju bee up your nose it could get stuck?

I do now.