R. Kelly. Gary Sheffield's wife. Back when she was eighteen. On tape. Extortion. Holy bejeezus bovines.

Hey ghostrunner, remember BRAINNZZZZ?What can I expect from my zombie on the basepaths?Due to the zombie's stiff-legged, arms-straight-to-the-front running style, the zombie has "Mo Vaughn carrying an El Camino on his back" speed. Do not expect the zombie to successfully steal on anyone other than Mike Piazza ( Read more... )

Pleasant news out of baseball this afternoon: Crosby, as expected, takes home the AL ROY of the year honors. The boy hit one less HR than Derek Jeter and had a perfectly decent line once you moved away from that BA; he played fine and occaisionally spectacular Superboy defense, and really, I know that I already have too much green-and-gold in my ( Read more... )

My favorite baseball article of all time is the one that Tom Boswell wrote after game 3 of the world series last year. I love the language that Boswell uses -- after the rain, when you know the game has played a low-down rotten trick on you, when you know the other team sees you as a wounded animal -- but what I loved even more about the article is ( Read more... )

ghostrunner found this.

Canseco has been selling off chunks of his jewelry on E-Bay for a while. One of his Yankee ALCS rings was up over the winter, I think, and there's a listing of all of his rings up here. Some of them are for sale, and others apparently aren't. It's also kinda weird that the ring on e-bay is also listed on the website for $1000 more it ( Read more... )

Two things that should have told me that the Yankees' game was up ( Read more... )

This more or less perfectly encapsulates why I need the Yankees to win. I mean. I don't care about some stupid curse. I can barely remember last weekend; What do I care about 1918? What's important to me is that this man -- the man who purposefully has styled his facial hair in this manner -- does not make it to the World Series.
The whole thing is ( Read more... )

Moose? Please. Please, please, please ( Read more... )

At dinner today, the one other female Yankees fan I've found so far says to me, after a short and concise discussion of how nice Derek Jeter's ass looks on TV and how I think Mussina is pretty cute, "You know, the only Yankee I'm actually really attracted to is Derek Jeter ( Read more... )

A great moment in my life: listening to the WCBS broadcast of the game at Yankee Stadium and hearing the WHO'S YOUR DA-DDY chant rise up from the stands so loud that you could hear it over and through the broadcaster's voices ( Read more... )