i am finally coming home!!!!

i have served my sentence in hell and will be back in civilization before the weekend

if you want to call the number is 573 855 7243

since when did kanye west get the rights to "harder better faster stronger ( Read more... )

june brings more boredom and no money ( Read more... )

i haven't written in a while because at the end of july, i moved to missouri to live with my parents.josh and i were having a really hard time in va and couldn't take it any more ( Read more... )

it's been like two weeks since i have pdated and I'm not sure how the time went by so fast ( Read more... )

my mother in law has been taping a couple show that i like for me to watch later and a big favorite of mine is bones on fox ( Read more... )

can someone please tell me how the hell a three month old can have more snot in her nose than i do?

i had to use that sucker bulb thingy for the first time and even after that she sneezed and a wad of mucus came out that was bigger than her nose.

i am so confused

on a less confusing note

i now have a myspace

it is of course petrapyxi

question: have you have wonder what would happen if a mom and pop shop raped a starbucks

answer: an attempt to modernize EVERY McDonalds on the globe

sure i know you don't believe me but it is true. the immovable glory that is fast food has fallen to it's knees Leave a comment

apparently cabbage patch kids are becoming popular again ( Read more... )

yesterday kailey turned two months old ( Read more... )