Petrus indicates the body. "His idea."
The body of Pwyll, who is unconscious.
... and bleeding from some wounds on his back.

Blame it on the dead guy. If a dead guy isn't handy, unconscious sometimes works out OK.

Bleed a little for a god, and suddenly you're a worshiper.

Kids, if you see a god, and it looks hungry, do not feed it.

"Aaah. Laziness. I suppose I can appreciate that," Petrus replies. "Laziness combined with dates, however, is far, far better than laziness by itself ( Read more... )

Dear Diary:
Stitches may well be mankind's greatest aphrodisiac.
That is all.
Petrus.

Petrus muses, "Right. I'll keep that in mind, if I ever see a mute lady by the seaside. Destroy her if she opens her yap, steps in the water, and starts yodeling at me."

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Dear self:
I've given up on counting. I apparently am incapable of holding a conversation without mentioning death, murder, destruction, torture, or other related subjects. I am not certain this bothers me, as I appear to derive a great deal of enjoyment from it.

I am, however, having an excellent day.

Persons met: 1
Persons shamelessly flattered: 1
Conversations not mentioning death: 0 [I'm noticing a pattern]
Teeth and nail marks: 0 [alas]
Death threats made: None in person
'Good' Reputations tarnished: [remains to be seen]

Net impact on world: slightly negative.

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Faces forgotten: 1
Conversations not mentioning death: 0
Death threats made: None in person
Cutpurses generously allowed to keep thumbs: 1

Net impact on humanity: [complicated]

If I destroy a thing which in turn destroys other things, is the act of destruction really a net creation?

Persons met: 1
Diplomatic faux pas: 0 [new record!]
Conversations not mentioning death: 0 [needs improvement]
Deliveries of boxes looking suspiciously like coffins: 1
Death threats made: none in person

Net impact on world: positive [Inspiring lust is positive, right?]