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[petunia_fist]

last night i poured a beer on a girls head.

i blame the irish car bomb. but it's just as likely that it was one of the three flasks of whiskey i was pulling on. or the half bottle of wine. or any of the 4 beers i didn't pour over her head...

i was just going to pour a little sip on her, but it was so gratifying i pretty much emptied out the glass.

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[anonymous]

i got someone banned from a bar i don't work at in a town i don't live in. ha.
yours in smugness,
annie

[petunia_fist]

i love you.

[point5]

yes this is a great story. i want to do this too. i need to make an enemy so i can do this!

[petunia_fist]

yeah. i was so bellige. it was amazing. you don't really need an enemy though. just pick out any random 19 year old scenester skank and chances are she deserves it.

the best was when she fell on her ass, she totally knocked the wind out of herself and had to go into the bathroom and cry for fifteen minutes.

[point5]

awesome!!

[petunia_fist]

i don't remember this. god i need to stop drinking so much.

yes we are coming this weekend. just for one night though. not sure if it will be tomorrow or saturday (depends on ryan's work schedule) but i'll call you before we head down there.

[pisces2727]

that's fucking awesome

[cathaarsix]

um... hook a nilla' up with some context! i mean, why did the skank need to have a beer poured on her? i mean, any more than a legion of other scene-skanks? seriously, dish!

oy vey, is grad school busy. and illinois lacks the critical mass of pathetic scensters to have the kind of fun you describe above...