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hey its my birthday. another year wasted in my life! two nights ago i had a dream about a senile dog that was chasing people around whipping their skin off by hitting them with a baseball bat and last night i had a dream i killed a man by pushing him down the stairs because he was grabbing at my leg and wouldnt let go. I tried to scratch his eyes ( Read more... )

im drawing pictures of hot doors on fire. the kind that whisper smoke from the top and bellow from the bottom. the kind they warn you to touch the knobs of instead of opening willy-nilly. in my drawing the knob fell off and is a smoldering puddle of solder on the floor. where the knob goes is a hole. i learned in my young age how to open a door ( Read more... )

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today i did some things ive never done before like set my hair wet in pin curls and let them all spring back out and cook carrots until soft in a teacup in the microwave. last night i played with the manual settings of my camera and learned they dont do too much or basically not enough. not well enough to capture myself in the dark which is all i ( Read more... )

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today was overcast and as i showered the window fogged up and for a genuine split second the phenomenon was so icy gray and disconcertingly hazy i was entirely confused and convinced that this was it- nuclear winter was finally here.

want to only eat hotdog buns for life hello thank you yes. they are the cadillac of breads.

well im all bloody and pus-covered thanks to a dumb kickball injury that was without glory or fanfare. a real morons injury all jammed up with gravel and dusty awful field dirt that doesnt even have the reassuring uniformity of clay. straight dirt in this wound and i worry that it will tattoo me scraped brown forever but i guess the body does a ( Read more... )

WHOOPS! i got drunk last night and rapped! WHoOPPPS! on a stage!! RAPPED!

EDIT! WHoopS! i also seemed to have accidentally advanced to the finals of a karaoke tournament because of it. OOPS!