So, daylight savings time huh? I, like the rest of you i assume was somewhat surprised and befuddled to hear that it was moved up about a month or so this year. What really shocked me was the fact that it was something that COULD be moved, that it was in fact NOT a cosmic occurence but merely a piece of energy saving legislation; who'dve thunk it ( Read more... )

you see, the thing about that is that i'm better than you...i've always been and i always will be...how can you be the "rock and roll punk guy" when you're like maybe 4th best at doing that in POPLARVILLE....doesnt it cause you to question your own authenticity when a fake and a phony can be inifinitely better than you at what you've based your ( Read more... )

yeah, so i wish i could just cue the dukes of hazzard theme at any point of my stay in poplarville...it could have been used about 10 times in the past week. i've been having a lot of fun lately, and the hits just keep on coming...the 28th is a sevens rugby tournament, or if my knee is too fucked to do that, widespread concert in memphis...north ( Read more... )

top ten songs ever ( Read more... )

this one goes out to all you rock n roll philistines ( Read more... )

sometimes i wish that a battle-rap was socially appopriate for all situations. but not like face to face "8 mile" style, but like, Jay-Z vs. Nas style. like if a bitch pissed me off i could just get a beat made and diss him or her. i think i'd be pretty good at that ( Read more... )

is there no room for the old souls ( Read more... )

i tell you...this christmas vacation has been really fun, i was worried for a while since there was a war on christmas and everything, but we just suppressed the manger insurgents, so thats good. its hard to come up with LJ posts when your life doesnt suck...i dont hate my parents, i dont think i've ever been sexually assaulted, i'm not on a ( Read more... )

everyone has drinking milestones, they start simple, first beer, first taste of liqour, first time to get drunk. then come the rites of passage, first shot, first chugged beer, first shotgun, first kegstand...well you get the idea. and then my friends, comes the milestone that only a select few of us reach, satans own "century club"...you may ask ( Read more... )

last night i think i had the nightsweats or something, cause i woke up and felt all wet, and i thought "oh mannnn.....i pissed the bed when i was SOBER?!?!....i thought we had a deal, urinary tract!" but i didn't, so thats good.