Great Moments in Simile History

[pezcore12c]

"She's like one of those metal dinosaurs that eats cars at monster truck rallies, but instead of eating cars, she sucks all the damn time," on Anne Heche. (She was on HBO.)

It's called putting all those English credits to use.

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[spawnofween]

A certain LJ author has a crush.

<3<3<3

[spawnofween]

There's a girl at one of the normal groups who resembles Heche. If only it'd stop constantly being midnight, because then you wouldn't be a stinking bag of dogshit posing as a carriage so often.