Why is it that when something special comes completely out of left field, I can never accept it for what it could be? Always what it can't be, absence of impulse. Scared of being exposed as the idiot I probably am. I have to stop thinking so much.

roryisrockin (4:31:49 PM): jesus was black
SmarterChild (4:31:49 PM): I suppose jesus was achromatic.

i got home this afternoon and decided to take a shower. before i got in i looked down and promptly pissed all over my feet. the floor needed a good mopping anyway.

not a true story

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKSUt8yY7Q8

Go to wikipedia and look up your birth day (excluding the year). List three neat events, two births and one death in your journal, including the year.

Events1788 - The United States Constitutional Convention sets the date for the country's first presidential election, and New York City becomes the temporary capital of the U.S ( Read more... )

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seen it all before

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After running around in a cage full of racoons by the beach, I went to Islands for lunch with dumb broad;
got a "Bleunami" burger. bleu cheese is great on EVERYTHING.
worked all weekend, so I'm kind of sore. only 14 more days of picking up trash... :/
though only a few more weeks of school, or less.
out.