This thing is getting a tad manky. So then, out with the old. In with the new, motherfucker.

It . . . it was like I was Jack Nicholson in 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest'. Seriously.

I can't believe I get paid for this.

Dear Canucks,

We suck. What's your excuse?

Love,
The Leafs

Today, I plan to play video games. All day.

So, besides me being completely sick, dizzy, nauseous, worn out, and unable to concentrate for more than two minutes straight -- I'm doing okay ( Read more... )

Beer + Courtney =


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I love how, though I'm upset and frustrated one day, the next day I'm sneaking into one of the campus dorm bathrooms with him to do something extremely inappropriate ( Read more... )

Haven't had a freak out like this in a while. But, when it happens, you know I'll always come crying back to this thing to sort it out ( Read more... )

Today I baked chocolate chip banana muffins and researched sexual positions of Nazi Germany.

Fun Fact: The lotus position was the most endorsed by the National Socialists because it gave a couple a better chance of impregnation. Also, it's really fun.

Canada pledged to reduce it's emissions by 6% -- the result? Our emissions have actually increased by 30%.

But, don't worry, folks. We crafty Canadians have a plan.

And it involves UFOs.I actually included that article in one of my essay questions during my geography test this morning. Every time I step into that class, I become more and more ( Read more... )