I trust that yall have peeped the new Return of the King trailer...

http://www.apple.com/trailers/

try to keep it in the pants.

FUCK RIGHT bitches! Guess who is the newest California resident for tunition purposes...I FUCK AM! Gone are the days of paying huge sums of money, say hello to mere $1,150 a quarter, roughly $3100 less each muthafuckin' quarter. What does that mean boys and girls? Uncle P-Didaly is going to be literally making about $18,600 over then next two years

wOrd, take a peep at this shit...haven't been here for awhile eh? Aights, well I did the drive today and fuck me was it long...and fucking hot as satan's pornos. I particulary enjoy driving through the pass, one: I have a piece of shit car with no horsepower to speak of, two: fucking idiot truck/RV drivers decide it would be cool to try and pass ( Read more... )

I'm having a hard time filling the hours this break. Nothing requires my attention, nothing needs to be done, nothing to accomplish/begin/finish...you get the picture. FW is like a used whore, something that needs to get tossed to the curb. Don't mistaken this for complaining, I enjoy not thinking about anything more complicated than what time to ( Read more... )

Starting Time: 11:53 AM ( Read more... )

I just spent the entire break doing nothing. It is both sad and pathetic, the most entertainment I had was driving my ass over to Best Buy just to make sure there were still people around. I watched the LONG version of LOTRs, which is way too long, Reign of Fire which sucked my dick, Bad Company which was decently funny, Spy Game a kick ass Brad ( Read more... )

Now I've been riding my bike to school everyday mainly because campus parking is a bitch, both in availibility and fees ($50 a quarter). And hey, it only takes like 8 mins to get to any point on campus. There was a time too, that I was proud of the fact that I was not contributing to traffic both on and off campus, which is considerable. However, ( Read more... )

I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald ... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks ( Read more... )

wOrd all ( Read more... )

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