request to god.

[pfunkpkm]

Dear God:

I want to trade the men on this planet in for new ones please.

They're all fucking retarded.

And could you put a few more of the taller ones in this batch?

Thanks.

You the man.

Comments

Two Words:

[suesheeme]

Joe Lies.

Re: Two Words:

[pfunkpkm]

huh?

I am so glad you asked!

[suesheeme]

I'd be happy to break it down for you.

Joe: Your every day, typical, common boy/guy. NOT a man. Generally can be counted upon to be a flake, unorganized, and have the attention span/cerebral processing power of an ant colony. Full name: Joe Schmoe.

When given the chance, this breed of male will lie.

Ergo,
Joe lies.

These two words originated from the brilliant 1987 Cameron Crowe film "Say Anything", in which a brooding, obsessive singer/songwriter girl moans about her troubles in love with Joe by strumming it all out painfully on her acoustic guitar in the dimly-lit back room of a graduation party. "Joe lies..." she sings.

"...when he cries."
Poetry, my dear. Plain and simple, poetry.

It's become my mantra. "Don't be a guy, Lloyd. Be a man."

Re: I am so glad you asked!

[pfunkpkm]

niiiice.

retardation

[kribbin]

my grandpa was also not retarded. he was, however, an alcoholic.

PEACE!!!

amdendment

[pfunkpkm]

God: please note an amendment to my wish. I'd like to keep Matthew.

[endotoxinblue]

hey - do you want to add each other to our friends list? i saw you on jedophiles and enjoy your use of "fucking retarded".

fucking right on

[pfunkpkm]

love to dahling. consider it done.

i'm patricia by the way. nice to meet ya.

Re: fucking right on

[endotoxinblue]

I'm adding you in 2 minutes....