Ever have one of those experiences that make you want to say, "WTF"?

[pghfoxfan]

Yesterday, Jen needed my car so I ended up taking the Suburban to work. I hardly ever drive the huge monster. It has literally every option known to man. (Need I mention that this is Willis car?) :/ So, I get in and find the keyhole. major accomplishment Just then, the seat automatically starts moving forward while impaling me against the

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[acornx]

LMAO!!! This was a great, great, awesome post and made me CRACK up!

Nicely written.

And I'm very sorry for your car troubles. ;)

[pghfoxfan]

Oh, and that wasn't the first time I accidentally called ONSTAR either. When Willis first bought it, Jen and I drove it somewhere and wanted to open the sun roof and pressed the wrong button. We panicked when we heard the phone ringing. By the time they answered, we were laughing and saying that Willis was going to be so mad if he would get charged for that call. Again, they couldn't be nicer.

[rieness]

Sheila? You are one of my favorite people ever. I'm sorry you had this chaotic experience, but it was a really hilarious read. *hugs*

[obfusc8er]

where the heck were they when I was impaled in the steering wheel?

LMAO

(For some reason, the idea of Suburbans with exploding ass-warmers seems fun...)

[pghfoxfan]

You may have something there, it's the ultimate anti-theft device. Unfortunately, you sort of lose your car. But on the up side, it makes for great vigilante work. lol

[jessie_venna]

My car is driven by my sister, dad and me.

But your story beats every annoying experience I've ever had!

[pghfoxfan]

That car is way too big for me to want to drive around. I have no idea how Jen does it. She is barely 5 feet tall. The gas prices alone would kill me.

[diadem2]

excellent! you really cheered me up there!

yeah, what is it with seats that "automatically" move backwards and forwards?! much quicker to do it the manual way - and much less chance of impalement!