I'm a ghost on a mission. I'm going to find those gosh darned toiletries if it takes all day.

I'll search through this place room by room (even the really unpleasant ones).

I mean, gee whiz, Cordy needs her things, afterall. I'm only looking after her best interests.

Who hid the exfoliation brush?

Gee whiz guys, I'm going to need it any minute now!

...Why are things always disappearing in this gosh darned hotel?

No one had gone evil for such a good, long time.

He had to go and ruin it.

I'm going to go and lock up Angel's leather pants.

Gosh, time flies when you're busy as heck.

I'm muddling through a few (HA! A few, more like twenty-nine!) messages. Luckily, there are no more messages from Harmony. She came in the other day with one of Dawn's friends. Maybe I should email her and tell her that her buddy is hanging out with one crazy, evil, vampire bird. ...eh, then again, ( Read more... )

Cordy had a vision this weekend! It involved a singing car and a hairy guy, apparently. Seems sorta weird to me.

Things have slowed for just a half a minute, really, just enough to check the messages. Mr. Turner and Miss Morrigan are taking a couple days off. Apparently something real bad happened. I hope everything turns out okay for them. ( Read more... )

Boy oh boy, business is really booming around here. Seems we get a different report of demon sightings every day. I can barely keep up with the gosh darned filing!

But heck, I'll take loads of filing over loads of camels and their poo any ole day.

Huh, another Sbummals demon sighting close to Seal Beach. Better let the boss man know.

Well it's about gosh darned timeI was really afraid I was going to have to start what Cordy calls "my acting out", if those two didn't get their romantic hijamwhatsits all straightened out. I was real worried about Cordy and Angel. They seemed so sad ( Read more... )

TO:  Dawn Summers (shinykeyofdoom@livejournal.com)
FROM:   Dennis Pearson (PhantomDennis1@yahoo.com)

RE:  Hi, it's Dennis! ________________________________________________

Dear Dawn,

Hi.

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(Note to self:  Self, you're a gosh-darned idiot)

I thought they were destracted by Spike having no pants...hopefully the witch especially stays with that.

...oh hold on, she's the one that Cordy told me about that doesn't like boy parts.

Geez Louise. Can't a ghost get a break?

firewalled FIREWALLED TRIPLE FIREWALLED!

They want an exorcism!! Geez Louise, all a ghost wants to do is introduce himself to quite possibly the neatest girl around.

So I got a little panicked when the witchy woman showed up. I mean, I SAW what she did in the Hyperion over a year ago. She's scary with the mojo. I know I probably shouldn't ( Read more... )