I want someone to ask me, "Are you in love?" I would answer them with, "You find me a person that's out of love and I'll show you a life not worth living ( Read more... )

I need a new tire. At any second my tire could blow out while I'm doin' 80 down I-10, and this is exciting to me. Knowing you could die at any second makes life great. The way I heard it once was, "A glass of wine is only so great because it runs out ( Read more... )

Just worked a 12 hour shift. I decided that one way you know you've had a long day is when your asshole itches.

I know i'm a couple days late, but isn't any time a good time for giving thanks? Happy Thanksgiving ( Read more... )

We played monopoly at IHOP. I drank two of those jugs of coffee. Victory. I can feel my veins.

Bowling and good people rocks.

Well, im off to bed.

I wonder if on the first Thanksgiving this happened: White guy to native "Give us corn or we'll....well we're gonna kill you anyways."

I just saw a banner, "Do you support gay marriage?" They didn't have an if God doesn't why should I? option to check ( Read more... )

Sometimes goin' the whole wide world only takes a couple steps ( Read more... )

Stranger Than Fiction is a great movie. House of pies always rocks.

If you were to ask me what I want right now, I'd have a one word answer.

Death is not to be feared.

Actual conversation:
Me: Can I help you with something?
Waitor: Yea, put a bag over your face!

Good night my friends, good night.

Bowled again saturday. Awesome. Went to waffle house and house of pies on sunday night, had a crazy funny waitor. I heart pie. Bitchin' weekend ( Read more... )

Hello world ( Read more... )