What a pretty song this is ( Read more... )

The three things I don't understand about life are: All of it ( Read more... )

The words "I'm 18 today!" are an invitation for molestation ( Read more... )

It's funny those silly little things that will get you sometimes.

I hung out with Dave Atell tonight, you?

This
is an exercise
in poetry

I was just sitting there and that's when it hit me, a frisbee.

WEnt to the park last niht and then watched the Big Lebowski. THen TOday on 2hours of sleep we went to the airshow (was great) then went to dinner where there was a live band (also great) then went to see Texas Chainsaw Massacre: the Beginning, Fucking nuts. Now I am exhausted. Great weekend, and Sunday, well it hasn't happened yet. There are ( Read more... )

I was in the mall and some lady asked me where the cowboy store was "you know? where they sell boots and stuff." "Oh!" I say, "It's south, south-easty from here" as I point dead North. She was clueless to the nimrod-ery. Also I bought a couple OK Go Cd's ( Read more... )

'Ello there! This weekend was neat. Hard Rock Cafe. A bit of the park with a dose of what the hells up. Went to College Station to see one of my favorite people, Gabby. It was nice and real mellow. I bought some books. One is called On Bullshit by the lead professor of philosophy at Princeton. It is what it says it is, a book on bullshit and it's ( Read more... )

Think about it, guys never really think outside the box.

Buzzfest: T-minus 10.25 hours.

"I've" is a shortened form of "I have", but it's used differently. People say "I've got soul" or "I have soul." It means the same thing. Why not, "I've soul?" I've an issue with this ( Read more... )