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[pharoahs_suck]

I have decided that there are far too many of you little monsters running around and I'm hungry. I can't be bothered to look up your pathetic names, but be warned that you all will be eaten at one point.

-itztym2dool
-gekidasadaze
-shindoucentric
-wrench_you_dead
-the_helga
-demonicraccoon
-shootthamoon
-comps_are_life
-theartoffangirl
-desert_bug
-oshitari_kenya
-shieldprincess
-sexy_and_skorty
-princeofwriting
-naturallyindebt
-saynotoasspocky
-loyalfukutaicho
-ikyuunyuukon
-cool_vamp
-ihaveasoul
-the_salazar
-bigi_my_yoina
-pyro_zuko
-hex_you_up
-kinda_trippy
-the_godric
-yuki_dollz
-orochimaru_ftw
-phantom_lefty
-perpetualscowl
-whos_ur_otosan

Keep in mind I will take both your soul and body.

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Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

Eat me all you like. ♥

[pharoahs_suck]

I plan to.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I don't have a soul for you~

[pharoahs_suck]

Then your body will do.

[naturallyindebt]

. . . why am I getting eaten?

[pharoahs_suck]

Don't question someone better than you.

[naturallyindebt]

Why are you better than me?

[pharoahs_suck]

Because I am not you.

[cool_vamp]

Well, poo-boo to you pal, I don't have a soul. And, unless you're handy with a stake, chances are, you wouldn't get close, don't do anything stupid.

[pharoahs_suck]

I don't need to take a soul to kill you.

[kinda_trippy]

DONT you touch him!

[pharoahs_suck]

My knife and fork will do the touching.

[the_salazar]

You even LOOK at Helga the wrong way, and I Will End You.

[pharoahs_suck]

Look at all those capital letters. I feel rather special. Thank you for that.

[the_salazar]

Do not test me, you worthless piece of muggle shite.

[pharoahs_suck]

Muggle?

[ihaveasoul]

Well, I do have a soul, but I'd really rather you wouldn't take it. You wouldn't like me without a soul. Trust me.

[pharoahs_suck]

Perhaps that might be that reason I am going to eat you once your soul is gone.

[ihaveasoul]

I assure you, take my soul, and the thing I turn into wouldn't give you chance to grab a knife and fork.

[pharoahs_suck]

Then perhaps I will eat most of your body and remove your soul before you are dead.